Anonymous asked: Can I touch your butt and buy you pizza?
Pickup line game weak af😴
Relationships are for people who are ready to be settled, not for those who want to have their cake and eat it too.
I’m ready you know
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"anyway, whatever i guess."
- me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem (via geeses)
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